The top How to be Epic's of all time!

How to make students panic:

1. Become a teacher.
2. Give your students a test.
3. Make every answer on the test C.

How to win friends and influence people:

1. Greet everyone you meet as if they were your best friends.
2. Be sincerely interested in other people and their thoughts.
3. Become supreme ruler of the world.

How to find a snack :

1. Open fridge... Nothing to eat
2. Open Cupboard...Nothing to eat
3. Lower Standards then repeat steps 1 and 2

How to get a girl:

1. Become a super hero
2. chose a girl and make a villan kidnap her twice a week
3. save her everytime

How to PWN with Epic:

1. Try to break in to the school network
2. After half an hour, succeed
3. Post on HTBE

How to get As:

1. Compliment your teacher.
2. Bring them stuff they like.
3. Watch as your grades magically rise

How to be a great student:

1. Get laptops in class to do an assignment.
2. Finish said assignment in 5 minutes.
3. Spend the rest of the class browsing HtbE.

How to be free:

1. Live in America.
2. Be a pirate.
3. Get an unpaid internship.

How to Be Epic:

1. Think of something Epic.
2. Do it.
3. ...

How to ask a question:

1. Think of the question
2. Get somebody's attention.
3. Forget and repeat.

How to Be The Very Best:

1. Catch Pokemon.
2. Train Pokemon.
3. Travel across the land.

How to become a convict:

1. steal a video camera
2. film a fake high-speed chase
3. eat burgers until the cops realize you're not really wanted. Repeat for different results

How to be in "Inception":

1. Wear a suit
2. Wear a suit
3. Wear a suit

How to Be scottish:

1. Magically become ginger
2. make your testicles 14 times bigger than they currently are
3. Wear a skirt

How to procrastinate like a champ:

1. Turn on computer
2. Open up browser of choice
3. Surf away!

How to be evil:

1. Have a maniacal laugh.
2. Be scary-looking.
3. Shoot the messenger.

How to Make a Bucket List:

1. Think of all the cool things you wanted to do when you were 10
2. Think of all the cool things you want to do now.
3. Go to the circus.

How to prepare for an anime convention:

1. Come up with a good costume.
2. Pack air freshener. Trust me on this one.
3. Five Hour Energy. Lots of 'em. You're going to need it.

How to form a trio of ninjas:

1. Wear normal outfit
2. Add a blazer / suit jacket
3. Pose.

How to cause an economic boom:

1. Cut taxes for everyone.
2. Increase defense spending massively.
3. Don't care about growing foreign deficit.

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