How to fangirl properly. :
- Find a friend, or a stranger.
- Flail your arms around and giggle uncontrollably.
- Make incoherent babble about the subject you're fangirling. A lot.
How to Make a Bucket List:
- Think of all the cool things you wanted to do when you were 10
- Think of all the cool things you want to do now.
- Go to the circus.
How to be funny.:
- Go to a place with fire.
- Jump in fire.
- I shall laugh at you burning :3
How to Be a Politician:
- Get into office
How to be an adventurer:
- Buy multifunctional things
- Walk trough forests or woods
- Buy a van car
How to scare people, without actually being scary:
- Stare at them and when they stare back, make a wierd face
- Start talking about things no one wants to hear
- Wave at everyone you see and beam like you are about to burst with joy
How to be positive:
- Say "Everything happens for a reason."
- Be the absolute value of a nonzero number.
How to train your dragon:
- find a dragon
- get on it
- oh wait.. isn't there a movie on this?
How to sell tons of fundraiser stuff:
- Find a cute little child
- Bribe them with candy to sell stuff
- Sit back, relax, and get prizes for selling stuff
How to commit suicide (Quick & Easy):
- Publicly insult Justin Bieber on Facebook & Twitter, and don't forget to post your name, phone number & adress.
- Spit King-Kong in the face
- Drink three gallions of water in a minute. Drowning on dry land garanteed.
How to Be The Very Best:
- Catch Pokemon.
- Train Pokemon.
- Travel across the land.
How to win friends and influence people:
- Greet everyone you meet as if they were your best friends.
- Be sincerely interested in other people and their thoughts.
- Become supreme ruler of the world.
How to become a convict:
- steal a video camera
- film a fake high-speed chase
- eat burgers until the cops realize you're not really wanted. Repeat for different results
How to be an insomniac:
- Stay awake until midnight.
- Stay awake until 3 AM.
- Finally go to sleep as dawn breaks.
How to be a mobster:
- buy a fedora
- wear pinstripes
- talk like the bad guys on crime shows
How to live like a wild horse:
- Be brave and fearless.
- Go wherever you want.
- Eat grass.
How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart:
- Ride the bicycles through the aisles, screaming at the top of your lungs
- Ask every employee you see if they will push you in a shopping cart
- Take clothes from different departments and mix them up (swap boxers for bras)
How to be a texting adult:
- spell out all the words
- ask what they mean when they write LOL , TTYL, or any other abreviation
- use out of date slang like "That's far out" or "Groovey"
How to find a snack :
- Open fridge... Nothing to eat
- Open Cupboard...Nothing to eat
- Lower Standards then repeat steps 1 and 2
How to Avenge a Loved One's Death:
- Create a Super Persona (ie. costume, name, icon, etc.)
- Train Physically and Mentally over the course of a Montage.
- Defeat the Nemesis in Question in a Battle to the Death, but Sparing his/her Life so that there Might be Sequel.
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