How to fangirl properly. :

1. Find a friend, or a stranger.
2. Flail your arms around and giggle uncontrollably.
3. Make incoherent babble about the subject you're fangirling. A lot.

How to Make a Bucket List:

1. Think of all the cool things you wanted to do when you were 10
2. Think of all the cool things you want to do now.
3. Go to the circus.

How to be funny.:

1. Go to a place with fire.
2. Jump in fire.
3. I shall laugh at you burning :3

How to Be a Politician:

1. Lie
2. Get into office
3. Lie

How to be an adventurer:

1. Buy multifunctional things
2. Walk trough forests or woods
3. Buy a van car

How to scare people, without actually being scary:

1. Stare at them and when they stare back, make a wierd face
2. Start talking about things no one wants to hear
3. Wave at everyone you see and beam like you are about to burst with joy

How to be positive:

1. Smile.
2. Say "Everything happens for a reason."
3. Be the absolute value of a nonzero number.

How to train your dragon:

1. find a dragon
2. get on it
3. oh wait.. isn't there a movie on this?

How to sell tons of fundraiser stuff:

1. Find a cute little child
2. Bribe them with candy to sell stuff
3. Sit back, relax, and get prizes for selling stuff

How to commit suicide (Quick & Easy):

1. Publicly insult Justin Bieber on Facebook & Twitter, and don't forget to post your name, phone number & adress.
2. Spit King-Kong in the face
3. Drink three gallions of water in a minute. Drowning on dry land garanteed.

How to Be The Very Best:

1. Catch Pokemon.
2. Train Pokemon.
3. Travel across the land.

How to win friends and influence people:

1. Greet everyone you meet as if they were your best friends.
2. Be sincerely interested in other people and their thoughts.
3. Become supreme ruler of the world.

How to become a convict:

1. steal a video camera
2. film a fake high-speed chase
3. eat burgers until the cops realize you're not really wanted. Repeat for different results

How to be an insomniac:

1. Stay awake until midnight.
2. Stay awake until 3 AM.
3. Finally go to sleep as dawn breaks.

How to be a mobster:

1. buy a fedora
2. wear pinstripes
3. talk like the bad guys on crime shows

How to live like a wild horse:

1. Be brave and fearless.
2. Go wherever you want.
3. Eat grass.

How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart:

1. Ride the bicycles through the aisles, screaming at the top of your lungs
2. Ask every employee you see if they will push you in a shopping cart
3. Take clothes from different departments and mix them up (swap boxers for bras)

How to be a texting adult:

1. spell out all the words
2. ask what they mean when they write LOL , TTYL, or any other abreviation
3. use out of date slang like "That's far out" or "Groovey"

How to find a snack :

1. Open fridge... Nothing to eat
2. Open Cupboard...Nothing to eat
3. Lower Standards then repeat steps 1 and 2

How to Avenge a Loved One's Death:

1. Create a Super Persona (ie. costume, name, icon, etc.)
2. Train Physically and Mentally over the course of a Montage.
3. Defeat the Nemesis in Question in a Battle to the Death, but Sparing his/her Life so that there Might be Sequel.

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