How to make students panic:

1. Become a teacher.
2. Give your students a test.
3. Make every answer on the test C.

How to set a new weirdness standard:

1. Wear a business suit and a tie
2. Bring a board game to the writing test
3. Be ironic all day

How to form a trio of ninjas:

1. Wear normal outfit
2. Add a blazer / suit jacket
3. Pose.

How to get sent to the naughty corner..:

1. Steal things from little children.
2. Refuse to go to beddieby.
3. "Accidently" vomit on, thow mud on,or ruin your mother's new dress in anyway.

How to get rid of a wedgie in public:

1. Fidget slightly
2. Fidget more and try not to look like your having a spaz attack
3. Quietly pull up your pants

How to Save A Life:

1. You say we need to talk, he walks, you say sit down it's just a talk
2. He smiles politely back at you, you stare politely right on through.
3. You begin to wonder why you came.

How to save money:

1. Set aside a set amount each month.
2. See something you really really want and can't live without.
3. Use what you've saved to buy it on impulse.

How to be evil:

1. Have a maniacal laugh.
2. Be scary-looking.
3. Shoot the messenger.

How to be a teenager:

1. wear clothes that are too small for you.
2. say "like" "totally" and "um" a lot.
3. Complain about everything

How to get away with murder:

1. commit any and all crimes over a tarp.
2. seal all evidence in a block of concrete.
3. buy your supplies 30 years beforehand.

How to fly:

1. Get long pieces of paper and strap them to your arms as wings
2. put a pillow on for protection and climb up something really tall
3. jump and pray this workd >:)

How to go over the moon.:

1. Look for the cow who jumped over the moon.
2. Ride him and tell him to jump over the moon.
3. If your first cow fails just keep looking you will find him edventually. *cough* not *cough*

How to be unpopular.:

1. Dress with striped pants and a puffy, little kid like shirt.
2. Announce that you are ruler of the school, and will eat all who oppose you.
3. Pick the nose of your classmate.

How to defeat the alarm clock. :

1. Set your alarm clock for 7 AM.
2. Press snooze. Go back to sleep.
3. When it goes off again, unplug it.

How to become successful:

1. Change your name to it sounds official. Oh, and rent a tux.
2. Make a lemonade stand.
3. Say that you have a VERY good secret ingredient. If anyone ask you what it is, tell them ONLY if they drink it.

How to be cool:

1. Pretend to be cool, everyone else will think you actually are
2. Whenever someone talks to you say 'whatever'
3. Use like, after like, every other like, word!

How to win at sports.:

1. Go to a drug store.
2. Buy some steroids.
3. Use them then deny it later so you dont get disqualified if some 1 suspects you.

How to be on a Boat:

1. Win a free boat ride for 3
2. Invite T-pain and hold a music video on said boat.
3. Make sure everyone knows about it!

How to make a pie.:

1. gather all ingredeants and put them together.
2. put in pie pan, add a 50 pound wieght and cook till golden brown
3. throw it at the person closest to you.

How to be an insomniac:

1. Stay awake until midnight.
2. Stay awake until 3 AM.
3. Finally go to sleep as dawn breaks.

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