How to make students panic:
- Become a teacher.
- Give your students a test.
- Make every answer on the test C.
How to set a new weirdness standard:
- Wear a business suit and a tie
- Bring a board game to the writing test
- Be ironic all day
How to form a trio of ninjas:
- Wear normal outfit
- Add a blazer / suit jacket
How to get sent to the naughty corner..:
- Steal things from little children.
- Refuse to go to beddieby.
- "Accidently" vomit on, thow mud on,or ruin your mother's new dress in anyway.
How to get rid of a wedgie in public:
- Fidget slightly
- Fidget more and try not to look like your having a spaz attack
- Quietly pull up your pants
How to Save A Life:
- You say we need to talk, he walks, you say sit down it's just a talk
- He smiles politely back at you, you stare politely right on through.
- You begin to wonder why you came.
How to save money:
- Set aside a set amount each month.
- See something you really really want and can't live without.
- Use what you've saved to buy it on impulse.
How to be evil:
- Have a maniacal laugh.
- Be scary-looking.
- Shoot the messenger.
How to be a teenager:
- wear clothes that are too small for you.
- say "like" "totally" and "um" a lot.
- Complain about everything
How to get away with murder:
- commit any and all crimes over a tarp.
- seal all evidence in a block of concrete.
- buy your supplies 30 years beforehand.
How to fly:
- Get long pieces of paper and strap them to your arms as wings
- put a pillow on for protection and climb up something really tall
- jump and pray this workd >:)
How to go over the moon.:
- Look for the cow who jumped over the moon.
- Ride him and tell him to jump over the moon.
- If your first cow fails just keep looking you will find him edventually. *cough* not *cough*
How to be unpopular.:
- Dress with striped pants and a puffy, little kid like shirt.
- Announce that you are ruler of the school, and will eat all who oppose you.
- Pick the nose of your classmate.
How to defeat the alarm clock. :
- Set your alarm clock for 7 AM.
- Press snooze. Go back to sleep.
- When it goes off again, unplug it.
How to become successful:
- Change your name to it sounds official. Oh, and rent a tux.
- Make a lemonade stand.
- Say that you have a VERY good secret ingredient. If anyone ask you what it is, tell them ONLY if they drink it.
How to be cool:
- Pretend to be cool, everyone else will think you actually are
- Whenever someone talks to you say 'whatever'
- Use like, after like, every other like, word!
How to win at sports.:
- Go to a drug store.
- Buy some steroids.
- Use them then deny it later so you dont get disqualified if some 1 suspects you.
How to be on a Boat:
- Win a free boat ride for 3
- Invite T-pain and hold a music video on said boat.
- Make sure everyone knows about it!
How to make a pie.:
- gather all ingredeants and put them together.
- put in pie pan, add a 50 pound wieght and cook till golden brown
- throw it at the person closest to you.
How to be an insomniac:
- Stay awake until midnight.
- Stay awake until 3 AM.
- Finally go to sleep as dawn breaks.
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